Dinner by me… Chicken Tikka Masala, coconut curry chana and basmati with peas from our garden… Oh and fresh Raita… Why? Because it’s Wednesday and I am a bawse!
John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY
This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.
i don’t play games
if i miss you, i will tell you
if i care about you, i will show it
if i love you, i will make sure you never doubt if i do
for clarity, i will let you know exactly what you mean to me
if only because i expect the same kind of respect from you in return